11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection ... again.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
20. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
AMEN!
A few of my own favorite truths...
Money can't buy happiness. It can pay for the delivery of happiness; however this doesn't mean the happiness will actually be delivered
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Not necessarily in that order
The pen is mightier than the sword only if you can manage to avoid the sword long enough to keep your head attached to your shoulders
The volume of the music coming from inside a car is inversely proportional to the quality of the music being played
God should have made grains of sand bigger and more plentiful, so we wouldn't have to listen to the endless comparisons
If you're ever lucky enough to find yourself in the vicinity of a falling star, it's really not a good idea to catch it and put it in your pocket